Pine-Clad Quotes
"Who ownes you?"
OffDaRock.com Re-Launches
It's been a few years since I decided to take OffDaRock.com offline and over the past few months started toying with the idea of bringing it back. Well, Jan 15, 2013 is the day decided to begin working on it and I must say, it is giving me much happiness again.
This site is the site that launched my career as a web developer. Basically it was my development sandbox, but over the years, it garnered a huge following and I gained quite a few life long friendships.
I plan on changing the format of the site a little bit this time, not 100% sure what I will be adding or removing but one thing is for certian, the Virtual Kitchen is coming back.
Newfie Jokes and Riddles
Québecois vs. Newfies
2 Québecois businessmen in Trois-Rivières were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, & ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Newfie walked to the window, had a peek, & in a thick Newfie accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Newfie said, 'You are doing well...only two left!' 2 Québecois businessmen in Trois-Rivières were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, & ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Newfie walked to the window, had a peek, & in a thick Newfie accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Newfie said, 'You are doing well...only two left!'